Sleepaway Camp

This movie is the only one thats numbered on my horror movie do not see list, this is because out of all the scary movies in the world this is the one that you would rather be in the the Texas Chainsaw Massacre before watching it.

Unfortunately there are some people who will tell you that this movie is great and try (repeatedly) to get you to see the sequel.  Do NOT believe them.

The only reason I bother writing this review is so other do not make the mistake of watching this movie that would make a Uwe Boll film look good.

It starts off as a horrible spin off of Friday the 13th, complete with an accidental drowning of a young boy in a camp lake.  The story then resumes years later, with the boy's sister who is now in her teens, at the camp.  Although the plot is slightly similar to the beloved slasher film, Friday the 13th, the plot is the only thing related.

Worse acting then an elementary school play, actually, in fact,  I think I've seen elementary school kids act better than then even the girl playing the main character.

The story goes on with it's horrible rendition of F13th, with a perverted/rapist camp cook, stupid teens, even stupider councilors.  The awkward sister of the boy is abused, beaten, and sexually harassed and kids are dying, it doesn't take a genius to figure it out who's doing it.

Then at the very end the girl kills the boy she liked and one of the other kids sees it, and much more.  Because, of course, the girl really isn't a girl in fact it's the boy all along and it was really the sister who was a killed and their crazy aunt made him be a girl because she already had a son.  And yes you know it's definitely boy with the a horrible shot of full frontal male nudity, oh and yes the male parts are on a creature that is covered in blood, gore, and looks like a girl.

So if that ending doesn't scare you off then I don't know what the heck is wrong with you, but trust me don't watch that movie.

A Nightmare On Elm Street

A Nightmare On Elm Street was the first horror movie I saw, and it was love at first sight.  ANOES was what first got me into scary films.  With all it's terrible special affects and no name actors, this movie would have sucked with out it's highly original plot and great director.  Created and directed by Wes Craven in 1984 (who also directed The Last House on the Left, The Hills Have Eyes, Scream, and many other cult classics)  the movie became an instant hit among the fans of the recently established "slasher" horror movie genre.

The plot of ANOES goes something like this: [spoiler alert]

A group of friends begin having strange nightmares of a man who's skin is burned and has knives for fingers.  Although they suspect something's up the don't do anything for awhile, until they all start dying!  One by one the friends are being killed off and none of the adults believe them in what's going on.  Eventually it's down to only 2 teens left.  One of which is killed by being sucked into a hole in his bed and having who knows what to done to him, but what ever it was there was nothing left of him except more blood than one,or possibly 3 people could have had in their entire body.  The remaining girl is told the story of Freddy Krueger, the child murderer that the parents of the Ohio town burned alive, and figures out he is the one murdering them in their dreams.  She is able to defeat him only after her mother is killed.  Of course wether she actually defeated him is a mystery since the ending is quite odd, but since there are 7 sequels I guess she didn't.

I definitely recommend this movie, but only if you can stand watching a bunch of dumb teens getting killed in horrible fashions, and you can take some cheesy 80's special effects. ^^ 

 btw this is the first movie Johnny Depp was ever in, if that's any incentive to watch it. ;p

Heyy my first Blog!

So Hi ppl from Mr. LaCombe's classes. um i'm not really sure what to say here....um so yeah... laters  

btw that picture, yeah that one right there....to the left of this post...yeah that one. it's a piture of johnny c. ,  and if you don't know who that is then google it.